You’ve seen them. You’ve probably rolled your eyes at them, and by now, are probably sick of them. Nose people — you know, those people who wear masks just below their nose — who act like improperly wearing a...
By Olivia Bousquet
SUNY Plattsburgh dormitory bathrooms are high-traffic areas. Students rush to and from the bathrooms trying to get ready for the day: brushing their teeth, showering … and well, partaking in other bathroom duties. During a pandemic, bathrooms...
By Abigail Azadian
Scorpios spend so much time trying to keep their walls up.
As a water sign, Scorpios put out the fire. Sagittarians and Scorpios both contain depth, but their outlooks are fundamentally different. Sagittarians are too happy-go-lucky for Scorpios....
By Cameron Kaercher
One aspect horror films do not get enough credit for is how they can act as a reflection of our society at that time. David Cronenberg’s version of “The Fly” came out during the height of the...
By Mahpharah Khan
“I don’t know if you’ve ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a thousand years. Or just not exist. Or just not be aware that you do exist. Or something like that.”
Yes Charlie, every...
By Olivia Bousquet
It’s time to put down the red solo cups and put on a mask, SUNY Plattsburgh students.
President Alexander Enyedi cracked down on immediate suspensions after 43 students were caught partying at Sailor’s Beach Aug. 21. A police...
By Abigail Azadian
Libras — grab some tissues, because no one is actually going to continue to buy into your fake persona. You’re not innocent.
Libra suns tend to trigger savior complexes in people, mostly Earth signs. However, Capricorns are out...
By Mahpharah Khan
“I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in, and I don’t want to fit in.”
The “I’m not like other girls” epidemic has unfortunately reached young women for quite some time now. This phenomenon states that some...
By Cameron Kaercher
To watch a Charlie Kaufman movie for a realistic story, would be like listening to Cardi B to find lessons about existential pain. His most notable credit is co-writing the Oscar-winning screenplay for “Eternal Sunshine of the...
By River Ashe Maynard
The United States Postal Service is one of the most crucial parts of the American infrastructure, making sure that citizens in almost every part of the country get their mail and important packages. It is so...
