Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Aries have all the rage, boldness

By Abigail Azadian

Aries, y’all are something else — the first sign (and y’all love to tell people that!) In this case, first doesn’t necessarily mean the best, but Aries love to be the best at everything.

Being the first, they are the baby of the zodiac cycle, and it can feel like they are starting from ground zero in their lifetime. They have to learn many lessons before going onto the next. First, they have to learn to control their emotions, specifically anger. Aries are the hotheaded, loudmouth airheads during a night out. During a bar fight, put your money on the Aries.

Aries with another Aries is probably a war or the most wild night ever. There is no middle ground between two Aries. They are both simultaneously fighting to have all eyes on them. The same goes for Leos, but Leos have more grace which makes them genuinely charismatic. Aries would not know grace if an angel came down from heaven to explain it to them. Aries will do nothing but drive Sagittarians nuts. Aries carry the most chaotic, boundless energy that it is even too much for a Sagittarius to handle.

An Aries’ fire carries smoke that crowds the air. Libras, Aquarians and Geminis alike will eventually need a break from Aries to breathe. Libras and Aries are sister signs, and represent polar opposites; Libras represent partnership and Aries represent… themselves (and it shows.) Aquarians like to have their space, and Aries likes to invade peoples’ spaces.  Aries know no boundaries when they want attention. Likewise, Geminis have a lot of energy, but it’s mostly mental energy. This makes Aries physical restlessness exhausting for them.

Water signs rain on an Aries’ one-person parade. Pisces and Cancers are both too friendly and kind to be around Aries’ brash and abrasive nature. Aries really don’t care about peoples’ feelings — only attention.

Scorpios and Aries are both ruled by Mars and would probably end up in a war with each other — and Scorpios would win. Aries are too impulsive and obsessed with winning every battle whereas Scorpios let things build and choose when to attack. Aries’ fire might be withered away, but they are sure to reignite soon.

Earth signs would feel like a parent figure to an Aries. Their sense of stability and responsible nature makes them the ultimate dominating force. Aries may think they have it all, but any Earth sign would actually know how to get s—t done. Aries would just throw something together at the last minute and hope for the best. Taurus and Aries are neighboring signs and can both be immature. However, an Aries is way too temperamental and too quick to anger for a Taurus liking. A Virgo would try too hard to fix the problems an Aries creates with their impulsive tendencies. It is all the little things that an Aries doesn’t pay attention to that would cause a Virgo to go nuts. An Aries is a Capricorn’s nightmare because Aries act like it is their purpose in life to be defiant for the sake of being defiant.

Aries are a wildfire — big, bold and destructive. They often set fire to their warpath, and it will eventually turn to burn them in the ass.

 

 

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