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  1. Ladies and gentlemen, let me fill you in on a competition my buddies and I like to call “Pond Turds”. This glorious competition was conceived 3 years ago in the smelly bowels of Mason Hall by 6 highly intoxicated Freshman. For the past 3 years and a month, we have been competing against each other to see who can take the most shits in the pond before we graduate. The winner will receive $100 from each participant. There’s only two rules in “Pond Turds”. Each poop deposit must be witnessed by another contestant and absolutely no toilet paper is allowed to enter the pond…… I hope you enjoyed the refreshing swim!

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