By Abigail Azadian
Capricorns, take a seat.
You’re not the boss of everyone — stop projecting your control issues on to other people.
Capricorns build a dam to control water signs’ flow. Whenever there’s an opportunity to control something, Capricorn rushes to seize it. They don’t even think about whether they should control the situation — most of the time it’s a no. Around Pisces, Capricorns cannot stand for their unconditional love. Capricorns love conditions, rules and strict structures.
Likewise, they also love to punish and take revenge.
Cancers are warm and fuzzy, but not enough to warm up a Capricorn’s heart. Capricorns have no problem crushing all of the warmth and love Cancers have cultivated.
Scorpios can’t be around Capricorns because Capricorns care too much about their reputation, and Scorpios can see right through the bulls—t.
Capricorn around other Capricorns is a competition of who can be the boldest in the room. If one is ever caught in the situation, one should remain there and find something to do on their phone. Capricorns would notice if somebody walks out of a room, and would take it personally if a person doesn’t want to be around them.
Virgos can’t stand to be around Capricorns because Capricorn can’t change when the circumstances change.
Taurus is too kind and forgiving to be around Capricorn’s narcissistic behavior.
Capricorn will despise Aries for capturing everyone’s attention while doing absolutely zero work. This is because Capricorns can’t comprehend that some people don’t have to work at becoming fun or pleasurable to be around.
To some people, unknown to Capricorn, laughing, smiling, and having fun comes naturally.
Sagittarius cannot stand to be around Capricorn because they will always doubt the rules. Meanwhile, a Capricorn thrives when people don’t question them because they only know to act authoritarian.
Air signs! They’ve been changing the lightbulbs, playing with the switch trying to get y’all to lighten up! Libras would love all the material things Capricorn can bring into their lives, but couldn’t have fun with them. Aquarius thinks about the world and systems in place critically, while Capricorns accept traditions.
Geminis would lose their minds around Capricorns. A Gemini is too light-hearted and hilarious for a stoic Capricorn.
In the end, Capricorns only know toxicity and will create the most toxic environment. They are not only a stick in the mud, but they are also a root in the mud.
They are simultaneously the rock and hard place you are stuck between.